Porn & Pastries
Porn and Pastries. An evening of honest and open talk about porn. If you are a mother, a spouse, or struggle yourself, this night is for you to talk porn. Hear from people who get it—former sex industry insiders, former porn addicts, and the XXXchurch pastors. This event is for women and young women junior high and up. If you are a church interested in partnering with XXXchurch to host Porn and Pastries, please email email@example.com or call 626.628.3387.
Eight bucks and a good time. When was the last time eight bucks got you anything? In this case you get great pastries, great teaching, and the opportunity to tell people you went to Porn and Pastries. I mean, really: does anything more need to be said?
Expect entertainment and great teaching at each Porn and Pastries. Each evening will cover the different issues surrounding pornography. You will hear from women who were formerly in the sex industry, as well as gals who have been deep into porn and, of course, the XXXchurch pastors. In addition to teaching, you never know who else will show up. We promise that you will never forget your Friday night at Porn and Pastries.
|Should I bring my teenage daughter? Yes.|
|Is Porn and Pastries rated R? No.|
|Will someone take a stance on erotic literature during this night? Yes.|
|What kind of pastries will be served? The best you will ever have.|
|Will the book of Esther from the Old Testament be used in the teaching? Maybe.|
|Will you help me protect my family from internet dangers? Yes.|
|Will you talk about masturbation? Yes.|
|Will coffee and tea be served with the pastries? Yes.|
|Will you help me address my husband's porn problem? Yes.|
|Will you help me address my porn problem? Yes.|
|What kind of entertainment will the night entail? The kind that makes you laugh.|
|Can I bring girlfriends who do not attend church with me? Yes.|
|Are 30% of people who view pornography online women? Yes.|