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The Spoof Covers Porn and Pancakes

by X3 on January 27th, 2007 in The Haps

Today the story about Porn and
Pancakes went around the world. The AP news wire picked up the story.
From Fox, NY Times, Yahoo, to CNN. Then there was thespoof.com who even
wrote up a fake story about the event that has not even happened yet.
Enjoy!

A church in a small New York town that intended to have a pancake
breakfast denouncing porn has had the opposite affect. When people read
that there was a “Porn and Pancakes” breakfast at a local church,
things begin to get out of hand.

Within
fifteen minutes, no disposable cameras were available in this town of
12,500 residents. Local motels had their switchboards flooded with
calls for reservations and the local church had to begin borrowing
folding tables and chairs from the high school. In fact, the event was
moved out onto the parking lot.

Why all of the hoopla? Several
Hollywood starlets announced their attention to attend. Britney Spears
said that she would be there, but only if her limo could drop her off
right in front of the head table (there were no protests from the men
sitting at the head table, and the available seats with carside views
went on sale for $10,000 on e-bay).

Linda Lovelace also announced her intentions to be there, but only if she could be promised a continuous mouth full of pancakes.

Paris
Hilton said that she was willing to pour pancake syrup all over herself
and allow locals to “lick it off” to help raise money for the church.

Hugh
Hefner promised to be there if he would be allowed “to examine the
local talent for possible future photographic opportunities.”

Michael
Vick, quarterback for the Atlanta Falcons, said that he had a lot of
experience this year at “flipping” things and volunteered to be a
pancake turner.

After verifying that it was a Christian church
doing the fundraising, Mel Gibson said that he would donate all of the
white milk that the cooks required. Michael Richards agreed to split
the costs of the white milk with Gibson, as long as the syrup served
was not Aunt Jemima.

Paul McCartney and Heather Mills agreed to
reconcile their differences long enough to help raise money for the
church and even said that they would participate in the games
afterward. They signed up for the three legged race.

Those who
cannot be at the event, but wish to view the procedings on the
internet, can do so with a major credit card and after certifying that
they are over 18 years of age.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

www.thespoof.com

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